She is in my trunk
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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