I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
should my penis look like a turkey
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I need moral support for this bender
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
