after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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