we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Someone signed my nipple.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
