I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Randomize
