Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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