is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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