hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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