ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Found your dick twin last night
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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