she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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