I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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