Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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