do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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