You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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