How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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