I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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