bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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