You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Too much gin, very little bucket
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
