is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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