He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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