a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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