So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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