when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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