bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
