He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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