I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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