im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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