This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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