remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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