So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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