The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Randomize
