i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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