D3 body, D1 cock
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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