READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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