Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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