Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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