hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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