Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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