your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
