So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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