Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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