I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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