i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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