hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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