dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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