my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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