They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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