i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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