So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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