why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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