So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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